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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Happy Halloween

I 'M MAKING A WITICHES BREW,
SLINGING THE ANIMALS FROM THE ZOO,
A LITTLE GIRL YELLS, A COWS BELL,
IT'S SO GOOD PLEASE DON'T TELL.
A CATS CLAW THAT TASTES LIKE WAR,
A CLINCH OF HAIR FROM THE TIDY LAW,
A BUTTON FROM THE WIZARDS CLOAK,
A COUPLE OF MUSCLES FROM THE WOMENS BLOKE,
NOW ALL THESE MIXED TOGETHER,
IT'LL SOON TASTE LIKE SHINY LEATHER.
ALL I NEED TO MAKE IT MORE,
SLING IN AN OLD APPLE CORE.
AND NOW IT'S DONE, IT WEIGHS A TON.
NOW OFF I GO WITH MY WITCHES BREW,
DOWN THE STREET I'M COMING THROUGH,
I'M GOING BY, THE BABIES CRY,
I AM LOOKING AROUND TOO FIND THE WIZARD,
TOO TURN HIM INTO A LONG GREEN LIZARD!!!!

~Katie, age 12~

IT'S HALLOWEEN

It's Halloween! It's Halloween!
The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can't be seen
On any other night.

Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels,
Werewolves rising from their tombs,
Witches on their magic brooms.

In masks and gowns
we haunt the street
And knock on doors
for trick or treat.

Tonight we are
the king and queen,
For oh tonight
it's Halloween!

~Jack Prelutsky~

Election Reflection

Media Statement from
The Most Reverend Sean Patrick O’Malley O.F.M. Cap.
Former Bishop Catholic Diocese of Palm Beach

(Released by the Communication Department of the Diocese of Palm Beach)

Election Reflection

By Bishop Sean P. O’Malley, OFM Cap.
From The Anchor., the weekly newspaper of the Fall River Diocese

Let the law be observed! Rise, then, for this is your duty! We will stand by you, so have courage and take action! (Ez. 10:3-4).

Recently, someone asked me: “Who are you voting for” of course, my initial reaction was “it is none of your business!” however, it is a question that bears asking. When we go into the voting booth, it is in some ways like going into the confessional box. The curtains closes behind us and we stand there before God and cast a ballot supposedly for the one whom we believe in conscience to be the best person. The difference is, I fear, that whereas we leave the confessional unburdened and peaceful with the joyful excitement of tasting God’s mercy, we can leave the voting booth with a heavy heart because perhaps we have said “Yes” to evil forces at work in this land.

HELLO MS. STAY-C

Nice seeing you Chickie babe. Give me a call and you SO have to come by and hang out, catch up on all the latest!!

I put some photos I found in my album in "High School Daze"...I have a few more...hee hee. I might just add those too. Hope you have a great week and I'll talk to you soon!!

-Sarah Marie

Claim: Using cruise control on wet roads or during heavy rain can cause you to lose control of your vehicle.

I had a wreck a couple of weeks ago and totaled our Lincoln Town Car. I hydroplaned on Hwy 135 between Gladewater & Kilgore, Texas. I was not hurt, just emotionally rattled! I know the Lord was with me.

I learned a lesson I'd like to pass on to you. You may know this already — but the highway patrolman told me that you should NEVER drive in the rain with your cruise control on. He said if you did and hydroplaned (which I did) that when your tires were off the road your car would accelerate to a high rate of speed (which it did). You don't have much, if any control when you hydroplane, but you are totally in the hands of God when the car accelerates. I took off like I was in an airplane. I'm so thankful I made it through that ordeal. Please pass the word around about not using cruise control when the pavement is wet or icy. The highway patrolman said this should be on the sun-visor with the warning about air-bags.

The only person I've found out who knew this (besides the patrolman) was a man who had a similar accident and totaled his car. This has made me wonder if this is not why so many of our young people are dying in accidents.

Be careful out there!

-Author Unknown

"Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken- nature.

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Happy Halloween