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All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, Stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: "Yes for Heads, and No for Tails". Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and swearing. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. The blonde replies, "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

A Russian, an American and a blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding VW on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. Yoo-hoo! She shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding in her VW and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures, a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not."

All July Blonde Jokes were Supplied to Me by a Blonde! Don't take Offense!

A blonde pushes her little silver VW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"